Nasty Neighbors
Tips on how to avoid nasty neighborsEven the most beautiful home, in the most serene town can become a nightmare if you live next door to the wrong kind of people. And dealing with nasty neighbors can be enough to drive even the most peaceable person to distraction. If you find yourself in this situation or would like to do your very best to avoid it, take some of real estate expert Barbara Corcoran’s practical advice — here are the five big offenders in the world of nasty neighbors and tips on how to deal with them:
The racket maker — screaming moms, fighting spouses, horn honking and tire squealing drivers, loud music fanatics and late-night partiersThe property line fanatic — someone who trims boundary trees and sends you the billThe slob, like one who lets the grass grow, puts trash out days in advance, and leaves garbage cans unlockedThe careless pet ownerThe extreme weirdo — drunks, drug dealers, and the neighbor that never says anything If you don’t want to end up with one of the above as your new neighbor, here’s what you can do to spot them early:
Cruise the neighborhood at night. You’ll see the guy next door while he’s at home (rather than at work). Most people make the mistake of seeing a home during the day and looking again during the same time a few days later.Talk with the local store owners. They’re always the first to tell you who the pains are, who stiffed them, and who’s involved in a lawsuit. (“I’m thinking of buying the Smith house. Do you know it? Know the street? What are the neighbors like?”)Walk the neighborhood during rush hour. Not just your block, but the four blocks surrounding yours. Befriend a few neighbors along the way. (“I’m thinking of buying the Smith House at 12 Maple Avenue. Do you know the neighbors? What are they like?” “Any troublemakers?”).Look for basketball hoops, skateboard ramps, and trampolines, all tell-tale signs of the racket-maker.Listen for incessant barking of neighborhood dogs, tied up or fenced for long periods of time.Poke around the town clerk’s office to find out which neighbors have filed for what, like permits for building a house extension over the next 12 months, a new tennis court, or a new pool.Take a cyberspace tour on ‘Google Street View’ to check out empty lots and backyards that look like a landfill.Check on-line registries for the location of any local sex offenders, gun clubs, etc.
The racket maker — screaming moms, fighting spouses, horn honking and tire squealing drivers, loud music fanatics and late-night partiersThe property line fanatic — someone who trims boundary trees and sends you the billThe slob, like one who lets the grass grow, puts trash out days in advance, and leaves garbage cans unlockedThe careless pet ownerThe extreme weirdo — drunks, drug dealers, and the neighbor that never says anything If you don’t want to end up with one of the above as your new neighbor, here’s what you can do to spot them early:
Cruise the neighborhood at night. You’ll see the guy next door while he’s at home (rather than at work). Most people make the mistake of seeing a home during the day and looking again during the same time a few days later.Talk with the local store owners. They’re always the first to tell you who the pains are, who stiffed them, and who’s involved in a lawsuit. (“I’m thinking of buying the Smith house. Do you know it? Know the street? What are the neighbors like?”)Walk the neighborhood during rush hour. Not just your block, but the four blocks surrounding yours. Befriend a few neighbors along the way. (“I’m thinking of buying the Smith House at 12 Maple Avenue. Do you know the neighbors? What are they like?” “Any troublemakers?”).Look for basketball hoops, skateboard ramps, and trampolines, all tell-tale signs of the racket-maker.Listen for incessant barking of neighborhood dogs, tied up or fenced for long periods of time.Poke around the town clerk’s office to find out which neighbors have filed for what, like permits for building a house extension over the next 12 months, a new tennis court, or a new pool.Take a cyberspace tour on ‘Google Street View’ to check out empty lots and backyards that look like a landfill.Check on-line registries for the location of any local sex offenders, gun clubs, etc.